Last night some guys decided to go out drinking. After they drank they decide to drive around. They end up on a back road somewhere. They pull off of the back road and end up driving on someone's lawn. One of the guys starts to feel sick so they let him out in the yard with no shoes, and being funny they decide to drive off. The man who was dumped in the yard throws up all over the back patio of the house, he then walks barefoot through his own waste and leaves footprints from the back patio to the side of the house where he is met by Kent, who happened to be leaving for work at that same time. Kent calls the police. The police arrest a highly intoxicated man just down the road from our house who happened to be walking along with no shoes. Man is arrested for trespassing, Kent is left to clean up the mess. All of a sudden those 5am wake-up calls don't seem so bad.
Are you kidding me? How absolutely gross.
Posted by: Paula | June 25, 2009 at 06:04 AM
so who are kent's new friends? sounds like he needs to clean up his act :) sounds like he is cleaning up their act!
i'd choose ringing the doorbell over barf-cleaning any day!
Posted by: Shelly | June 25, 2009 at 08:43 AM